What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What does a greengrocer weigh?

Vegetables.

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

How do you make a fruit cordial?

Be nice to him.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

What's black and fills out welfare forms?

A pen, you jerk.

1950s Jokes More 1950s Jokes

What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.