What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

1950s Jokes More 1950s Jokes

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.