Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

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What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

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Why are black people always wrong?

They have no rights.

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

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Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'