Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

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Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

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What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.