Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

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What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain?

Nine-Nine-Nine

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

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Why are black people always wrong?

They have no rights.

Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

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What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.