How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

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What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

How do you know if something is art?

People tell you."

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What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

Where do dads keep their jokes?

In their dadabase.

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What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

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What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

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What are you doing, creep?

she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.