How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

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Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

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Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

Why is this joke bad for the environment?

Because it wasn't recycled.

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

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What do you call someone who can't dance?

A white guy.

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

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What are you doing, creep?

she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.