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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

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What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

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Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

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Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.