What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What's a shy and retiring accountant?

An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.

What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"