What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

What's a shy and retiring accountant?

An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What do you call a red-headed baker?

A Ginger-bread man

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.