Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

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Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

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How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

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Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

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What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!