How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

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What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

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Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.