How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

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What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

Open toad sandals !

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

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What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.