What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!

Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

Fiddler Jokes More Fiddler Jokes

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.