What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

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What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

an Astronaut

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

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What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures?

Imgrrrrrrr