What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

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Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What do elephants say as a compliment ?

You look elephantastic !

Guest Jokes More Guest Jokes

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.