Thanks, it's my special tea.
Reality. I'll show myself out now...
Humiditea.
Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
The guest of honor always shows up late!
Disco Stew!
Microwave.