What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Who is the most communist cat in the world?

Meow Zedong

How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

Oh Jokes More Oh Jokes

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

4yo Jokes More 4yo Jokes

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..