What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

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Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

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What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

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What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.