Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

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What do you call gungan served raw?

Tartare Binks...

Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

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What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.