Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

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What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

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What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.