What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

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How does a black girl know she's pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon the cotton is already picked

How do you get certified as an interior decorator?

You don't pull out

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What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!"

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

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What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.