World Trade Center Jokes

What do the World Trade Center and genders have in common?

There used to be two of them, but now it's too offensive to talk about.

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What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!"

What is the most popular breakfast at the World Trade Center?

A plane bagel.

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

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Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

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Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

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What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?

A jihahahad!

What is Al Qaeda's favourite team?

New York Jets

Pepperoni Pizza Jokes More Pepperoni Pizza Jokes

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

Plane Bagel Jokes More Plane Bagel Jokes

What do you call a flying bagel?

A plane bagel.

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.