What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

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Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes