They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.
Global Worming.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Where am I going & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called
JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
Just one if its lochte'd
He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
He wanted to try out his new air brakes.
68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.
Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.
A Rastapartying
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
He was resisting a rest
Because the rest are weekdays.
Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:
About 9 month.
