What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

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How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

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How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.