What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

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What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

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How do the fish get to school ?

By octobus !

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

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How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

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How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"