What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

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Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

What is an Italian redditors favorite meal?

Fettuccini Alfedora.

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What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

It isn't hard

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Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!