What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

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How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

What do you get if you dont finish your meal at a cannibalistic restaurant?

A bodybag

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What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot will smith in the snow?

Just look for the fresh prints.

How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....

Dalmatian Jokes More Dalmatian Jokes

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car