Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

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What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

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SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

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Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

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Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants