What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

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What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

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How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.