Janitor Jokes

What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

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Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.

What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

supplies!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the janitor late?

He overswept

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Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

How Did the Janitor Get Rich?

Sweepstakes.

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How can we supply that many?

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Sweepstake Jokes More Sweepstake Jokes

What lottery did the broom win?

The sweepstakes.

How Did the Janitor Get Rich?

Sweepstakes.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

How many cops does it take to push a Black person down the stairs?

None. He ....