Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Janitor Jokes More Janitor Jokes

Why was the janitor late?

He overswept

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.