What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

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What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

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What is the best part of a Jonestown joke?

The punchline

What's the best part of split-pea soup?

The cut up peaness.

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What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

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Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

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Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.