What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

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How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset?

Your sister's hymen.

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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What do you call a suicidal cat?

Curiosity.

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.