Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

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Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted