Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

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Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to