1 sleep until Christmas.
Shorts!
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*
The Sirens of the Rams.
It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"
They never expect a ring
A two-weeker