What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

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How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

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What do you call a chronic masturbaiter in Turkey?

A jerkin Turkin

What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup