What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken