What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

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What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies?

Your granny

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark