What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark