What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

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Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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Why didn't the Cancer Cowboy head out West?

He was afraid of Chemo-sabe.

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.