How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog bark?

because its a dog

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

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What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

removed (two children)

Why did Prince William lose his cool?

He wasn't properly heir conditioned.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What did Tom hanks do in the woods?

He took a forrest dump.

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

How do you listen to Taylor Swift and N.W.A one after the other?

Make a mixed tape.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.

Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark