What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

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What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

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Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.