Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!