Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when mix the last of the solute with the last of the solvent?

The Final Solution

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a German living in Canada?

A leder hoser.

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.