Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

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How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Why do Catholics drink?

because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.