Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

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How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

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Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls