What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.

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What do you call a Christian who visits shrines?

A roamin' Catholic.

What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

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What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

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What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.