Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

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What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

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Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.