What did the man say to the suffocating clown?

You've got to be choking

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How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.