What did the man say to the suffocating clown?

You've got to be choking

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What did the man say to the suffocating clown?

You've got to be choking

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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What did PSY say when he choked on a burger?

Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop ... Whopper Gangnam Style.

What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.