Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

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Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar If you can even call it a sport.