Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR