What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!"

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Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

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Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.