What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

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What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

What do you call a depressed dog swimming in a pool?

A watermeloncollie.

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What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob