What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

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What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

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How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

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What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

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What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.