What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

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Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman?

One is real and the other isn't.

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

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How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.