What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi."

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!"

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.