What did the manager of the frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

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Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.