Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

What do you call a chicken coup with more than two doors?

A chicken sedan.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out...

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

E Jokes More E Jokes

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

How much for the best friend?

Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.