Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

What do you call the removal of a fence?

Defence

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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

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Because they're headcases.