Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

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What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

What do you call a manager that hasn't grown up yet?

A kidager

Defence Jokes More Defence Jokes

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

What do you call the removal of a fence?

Defence

Suitcase Jokes More Suitcase Jokes

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?

Because they're headcases.