Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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What did the manager of the frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

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What do you call the removal of a fence?

Defence

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?

Because they're headcases.

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!