What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

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Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

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What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.