What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

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What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

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What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

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Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

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Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.