Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

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What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

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What does Kanye West call Kim Kardashian when she has a yeast infection?

Yeasty I'll show myself out

What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food?

Omelette you finish.

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

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What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

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Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

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What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

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What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein