Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

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What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

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What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

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What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

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What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

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Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."