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What did Zack say after discovering his coward genes?

Zackrebleu!

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

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What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

What did they discover?

Twisted pair.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ?

0mg !!!!

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

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How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

What's your age ?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

Hyena Jokes More Hyena Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.