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What did Zack say after discovering his coward genes?

Zackrebleu!

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

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What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

What did they discover?

Twisted pair.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ?

0mg !!!!

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

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Mackem Jokes More Mackem Jokes

What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?

A Ha'wayman.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.

Locate Jokes More Locate Jokes

Where was Solomon's temple located?

On the side of his head.

Where was Soloman's temple located?

On the side of his head.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level