What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

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What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

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I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

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Atrophy

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What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!