What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

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How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?

Poepurry

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!