What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

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What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

What's a Mexican's favourite video game?

Borderlands.

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How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

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What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?

The Masked-quito !

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.