What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

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What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

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How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

Why is stevie wonder always smiling?

No one's told him he's black.

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Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?

The Masked-quito !