How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people buy expensive rims?

they're investing in wheel estate.

Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How do I look today?

Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."

How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali?

Too soon

Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.

What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself