How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

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Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Why did the tennis player get her radio taken away?

People said she was making too much of a racket.

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How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

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How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

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What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.